Harvey Korman (Rob), dressed as the transmitter instructor, suddenly pops up)ĬS: (grunts in disgust) What's Harvey Korman doing in this? (Several citizens of the planet, standing alongside an image of Max von Sydow, scream in terror. Kylo Ren: (to his Stormtroopers) Put the pilot named Poe on my ship and kill everybody else, especially Max von Sydow! NC (vo): Pretty much.as one of their leaders, named Kylo Ren, tells them to put the pilot named Poe on the ship and kill everybody else. NC (vo): Instead of the Empire this time, it's the First Order.ĬS (vo): Which is just another name for Empire, isn't it? (We see the villains of the movie doing all their evil stuff, before revealing Kylo Ren) (A Stormtrooper appears and knocks Poe out before taking him away)ĬS: (scoffs) Who knows? You'll never see it to find out. (NC shrugs and takes us back to the opening scene)ĬS (vo): It starts off with a rebel spy giving secret information to a little droid just before Stormtroopers come in and separate them. NC: Though what if somebody out there can't read?ĬS: Then how would they know to click on the video? (He and NC move the scene away so they can stamp big "Spoiler" captions all over the screen) (Just like Doug and the crew reenacted various scenes in Jurassic World and Pixels instead of footage, we begin the whole reenacted review, starting with Poe Dameron (Doug) encountering the droid BB-8)ĬS (vo): So it starts off with.oh, hold on a second. Would you love to see how Jar Jar celebrates Black History Month? NC (vo): And most importantly, will it lead to even more holiday specials? NC (vo): The highly-anticipated sequel to the now poorly-named sci-fi trilogy is here, Star Wars: The Force Awakens.ĬS (vo now speaking normally): Can it make up for the Siths of the past? Will there be a special edition where CG characters are replaced with puppets? (Images of the movie are shown as we go to opening thoughts) (CS sighs, realizing what they're reviewing) (Looks at their off-screen TV) Oh, look! The Force Awakens is on! We partake in the most classic of Hanukkah traditions: we just sit around and watch stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with the holiday whatsoever. (Walks away, then steps on something) Oh, pee-yoosa! Pee-yoosa!ĬS: So what do we watch? Holiday specials? Gungan Husband: Now you sit-sa here and watch things while I go and make the dinners. (Both the Gungan husband and wife cheer in their all-annoying voices, annoying CS)ĬS: I could use a Jefferson Starship cameo about now. (The family is revealed to be all Gungans) We're doing something completely different this time. They're not a bunch of Wookiees like in the last special, are there? *(Note: He says "Han" in Chewie's roar he will continue to do that every time he says "Hanukkah")ĬS: Oh, God. Come on, I want you to meet my extended family for Hanukkah*! (The destination is revealed to be the Wookiee house from the special) The same old coloring book color we're used to. NC and Snob get out of the Falcon and look at their destination) Critic, we're home. Why does that always take me so long to remember that? (He jumps to light speed, and the Falcon blasts off into hyperspace, eventually landing on a planet filled with trees. NC: Why don't you just jump to light speed? That's always the answer.ĬS: Oh, yeah. It's just.I'm so excited! It's the Star Wars Holiday Sequel, and we're totally retconning the problems of the last one!ĬS: We're not going anywhere unless we outrun that giant slice of pizza. (NC roars louder) I know it's an important day! (NC roars and whimpers) Oh, for God's sakes! Use your adult words! NC roars like Chewbacca)Ĭinema Snob: (speaking like Han until noted) I know your family's waiting. NC and the Cinema Snob (who is dressed like Han Solo) are shown driving the Falcon. We see the Millennium Falcon flying in space, being chased by a starship. The Star Wars logo, with the title "The Hanukkah Special", appears and moves backwards away as a variation of its theme plays. (The Channel Awesome logo is shown, before showing a caption that says, "A long time ago, an event took place that changed science fiction forever." Then another caption pops up, saying, "Years later, just in time for the holiday season, the saga continues.".
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